Sardar Proposing A Girl

Sardar Proposing A Girl

Terey Baghair Mein Kissey Din Wee Nayeen Sutta
Har Raat Khana Nayee Khada

Tey Hor Iss Toon Wad Kee Dassan K Ratee Sutyan
Mein Eena Dinna Wich Kissey Hor Da Naa Wee Nayee Leya

Bas Tasveeran Vekhda Saan Hun Tey Man
Ja K Mein Bas Tera Waan
(Toon Man Ja Baqi Tey Maniyan Ee Nein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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