Dr:tm shadi shuda ho?
Sardar:han humara shadi aurat se huwa hai.
Dr:bewakuf kia mard se shadi hoti hai.
Sardar:han hamara behan ka huwa hai na.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 912 views

Kutte football khelte hain

AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jab Gabbar paida hua

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Fair Wife Husband With Black Baby

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni wife ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai,

Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya,

Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hum kia karen.

Ranjha ne bansri bajai heer daur k aai,

majnu ne been bajai laila bhag k aai

aur hum ne seeti bajai wo apne abu ko le aai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)