Bahen ki vidayi me uska chhota
Bahen ki vidayi me uska chhota bhai-
Papa:Didi ro rhi h jijaji to nhi ro rhe?
Papa-Beta,didi to gate tak royegi,lek in jijaji zindgi bhar roynge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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