2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.
Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.
Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??â€
Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..
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