Two Guys Are Chatting
Two Guys Are Chatting.. Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 835 views
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