Lion 1 Buriya Se
Lion 1 Buriya Se:
Main Tera Khoon P Jaun Ga
Buriya:
Pena Hai To Kisi Jawan Mard Ka Pi
Uska Khoon Garam Hoga
Sher:
Nahi,Mera Aj Cold Drink Peny Ka Mood Hay.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 910 views
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Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye
bata paas kab hounga???
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Haath Main Cycle Pakadkar Bhaag Raha Tha,Doosre Aadmi Ne Poocha Bhai Tum Cycle Par Kyun Nahi Baith Jaate. Pehle Aadmi Ne Jawaab Diya,Mujhe Jaldi Jaana Hai Isliye..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo
Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?
Pathan: nahin,
Helicopter mein dikhao haramkhor,
Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule. :-O
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A Girl in a book shop: Do u have the book named ”Girls r very Intelligent”?
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Salesman: “The comedy section is on the Left side..”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Mujh Se Koi Ghalti Ho Gai He Kia?
Pichhle Ek Mahiney Se Mujhe Ignor Ker Rahe Ho, Plz Aisa Mat Karo
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Tumhara Piyara
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“SAABUN”..:-)
Plz Naha Lo Yaar ! Sardi Kam Nahi Ho Gi..:-p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)