Tofan anay pr machar 1 darkht sy lipat gya..
Tofan khatam hone k bad machar apna pasena saf kr k bola..
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Aj me na hota to ye drakht to gya tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 831 views

Santa aur Banta train ke

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.

Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL DONE”

Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha, mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Inspector

Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha
abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Aik admi party mein gay

Aik admi party mein gay aur apne family ka taruf angreze mein kuch es terah kera rahe:
I am Sardar and she is Sardarnee. He is my kid and she is my kidney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: What is the difference

Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?

Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)