wife expecting a car

Wife: (expecting a car) Gift me something which goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I’m on it.

Husband: gifted her a weighing machine…. .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 996 views
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The Story behind "Ladies First"

The Story behind "Ladies First"

Long ago, a man and woman were madly in love, They wanted to marry. parents did't approve. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain. The man couldn't bear to see his sweet heart fall. he convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped.

The woman never jumped.
Thereafter, all men decided
"LADIES FIRST" :-D

by lescol (few years ago!)
Implanted A Women's Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:

Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman's Ear.

Doctor: It Makes No Difference.

Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. :-)

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Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo

Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

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doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?

Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?

Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
High Insult

Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi......??

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Girl reply: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.
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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap pregnent ho..:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar bina daanton ka Kuta kate

First Paki: Agar bina daanton ka Kuta kate to kya
karna chahie ?
Second Paki: Simple, bina Sui ke teeka lagva lo...

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Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness

Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir Kanjus pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cousion ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Born on Government Holidays

Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavira and Guru Nanak?

Santa: All of them were Born on Government Holidays.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kya kar rahe ho?

Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
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