Implanted A Women's Ear
A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:
Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman's Ear.
Doctor: It Makes No Difference.
Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views
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