Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey
nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 858 views

Har Sawal

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Larki: Meri ammi ko tum bohat pasand aye ho

Larki: Meri ammi ko tum bohat pasand aye ho.
.
.
Pathan:(Sharmatay huay)
Kuch bhi ho. par hum tum se hi
shadi kray ga.
Khala se bolo
“mujhay bhool jaye.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

machcher gun-gun kar

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Romantic Mood Ka Satyanash

Ek Girl Apne Boy Friend Ko Romantic Mood Mein Meessage Karti Hai.

Girl: “Agar Tum So Rahe Ho To Mujhe Apne Sapne Bhejo, Jaag Rahe Ho To Yaaden Bhejo, Ro Rahe Ho To Aansoon Bhejo”

Boy Replies: “Potty Kar Raha Hoon – Bhejun“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar:
I really like u.
Girl:
Meri chappel ka size pata hai na?
Sardar:
Lo kar lao gal,
friendship hoi nae,
farmaeshaan shuru

by Razzi (few years ago!)