aapke makan me chuheynach rahe hai.

Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey
nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 907 views
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