Sardar
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 938 views
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