pathan sote howe
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 895 views
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