Bnta-Agar TmharA 1-Lakh ka Enam

Bnta-Agar TmharA 1-Lakh ka Enam nikAl aaye to
kyA karoge
Snta-Main Pagal Ho jauga Aur wo 1-Lakh rupay apne Ilaj
par Lagauga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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