Santa: Itne kam marks?
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 786 views
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