Pathan:
Molvi Sahb 1 Masla Malom Karna Hy Kia Larkion Ko Chup Chup K
Dekhne Se Gunah Milta Hai?

Molvi: Pata Nhi Lekin
Main Ehtyatan Astaghfar Parrh Leta Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 514 views

Smart Wife

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police or Ambulance?

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Police Officer

Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha
?
?
Socho
?
?
Ek POLICE OFFICER..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

ry karo ke umar qaid ho

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Life while doing m.b.b.s

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college

2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me

3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi

4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over job : i love myself

W8 a min ! Something is missing
Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)