Baris k mousam me apka
Baris k mousam me apka dil machalta
hoga,
Pani me bhigne ka dil krta hoga
Isme apki galti nhi
Is mousam mai har mendhak ka aisa
hi krta hoga.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1028 views
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