Sardar bar me ro raha tha

Sardar bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 810 views
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