Jaanwaro Se Hamesha Pyar Karo
Santa Ke Ghar Mein Billi Rehti Thhi, Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.
Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.
Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya, Billi Phir Usse
Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.
Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada
Door Chodne Gaya.
Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha.
Santa: “Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?”
Wife: “Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1091 views
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