Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1237 views

Larki Se Pyar Kerta

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.

Guest;beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.

beta- friday ko or apka

guest; sunday ko

beta; aap jhuth bol rahe ho sunday ko to chutti hoti hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver: Bhai Speed Slow Kro Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver: Apni Speed Dekhi He.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Students and Their Favourite Songs...

SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...

TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...

MATHS:
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...

SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...

GEOGRAPHY:
Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...

ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....

EXAM:
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...

RESULT:
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...

PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...

FAIL:
Jag suna suna lage...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Phir aik Gadhay ke agay Pani or sharab ki Baalti rakhi.

Gadha Pani Pi gaya.
... Sharab ko nahi piya

Police Ne Sharabi se poocha:

Tu ne is se kia seekha?
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Sharabi:
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Jo sharab nahi peeta
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wo Gadha hota hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)