Kitchen mein cooker aur kadai hote hain...

Cooker: haye tu kitni kaali hai.

Kadai: Sale phir bhi mujhe dekh kar seeti marta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views

3 peoples

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…

Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????

Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1876 k scince dan

Teacher:1876 k science dano ke bare me kia janty ho?





Student:sir sab k sab mar gae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Laaloo Prasad

Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar: Goal Karnay K Liye.

Laaloo: Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.Ha Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Conductor- Tu hamesha

Conductor- Tu hamesha darwaje pe khada rehta hai, tera baap chaunkidar hai kya?

Pappu- Tu hamesha paise mangta rehta hai, tera baap bhikhari hai kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)