Laaloo Prasad
Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar: Goal Karnay K Liye.
Laaloo: Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.Ha Ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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