Laaloo Prasad

Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar: Goal Karnay K Liye.

Laaloo: Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.Ha Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?

Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Height Of Ratta…

Height Of Ratta…
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A Man saw a little boy
crying he
approched him
and asked:” whats the
Matter..??
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Boy:” matter is any
substance that
occupies
space n have mass.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bar ek ladka samosa

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
Rasi Se Bandh Kr Leja Rha Tha
Ye Dekh Kr Ek Pathan Has-Has Kr Lotpot Hogya

Or Kehny Laga:
Ek Rassi Ko Le Jany K Liye
Do Do Truck

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Jo Ander Aane K Liye

Teacher:Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga

Eng Child: May I Come In?

Urdu Child: Mai Andr A Skta Ho?

Memon: Achivina

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st ladies- Bartan Dhone Ke Liye

1st ladies- Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemal Karti Ho?

2nd ladies- Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achchha Koi Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
second hand stuff

Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with
second-hand stuff?
Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Facebook Kitni Popular Ho Rahi Hai,

Facebook Kitni Popular Ho Rahi Hai, Is Cheez Ka
Andaza Is Choti Si Bat Se Pata Chalta Hai.
Ek Bar Ek Person Ne Apne Facebook Ke Status Par
Likha.
“I Am Gonna Sleep Shirtless At Night…!”
After Sometime, 17 Mosquitoes Like His Status.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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