Aaj To Bhagwan Ke Darshan Ho Hi Gaye
Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila.
Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: “Tum Kaun Ho?”
Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun, Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun.”
Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey
To Main Hi Bhagwan Hun”
Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha, To Sabit Karke Dikha”
Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le Gaya.
Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse, Sharabi Ko Dekh Kar Bartender Bola
Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan, Tum Fir Aa Gaye.”
Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se Bola: “Dekhaa?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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