A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views

Jannat Aur Molvi

Aik aurat jannat kai farishtay sai boli: era nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do

Farishta bola: nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mujhe bimari hai

sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai .
khane ke baad bhuk nahi lagti sone ke baad
nend nahi ati kaam karu toh thak jata hoon .
doctor – sari raat dhup main baitho thik ho jaoge

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ladki Ne Ghar Se

Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..

5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti
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Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho ??
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Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

U had lunch

Wife: U had lunch?
Husbnd : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husbnd : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husbnd: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping..
Husbnd: I had lunch.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai

Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.

Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he tmhy.

Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka nmbr dia he.

Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name he

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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)