Char tangian

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein
Hoti To Kya Hota?
Its Simple
Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein
Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 906 views
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