Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya,Cashiar bola janab ye hazar rupeya to nakli hai”Sardar:jama mery acount wich hone ne tenu koi takleef?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 836 views

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer

Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam

Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam

Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the.
.
.
Kanjus: Thanda piyo ge ya
garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.

Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjus: Bottle mein piyo ge ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.?

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.?

Mehman: Chameli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan U.K Gaya

Pathan U.K Gaya
Airport Officer Ne Naam Pocha

Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: English Mei Bolo

Pathan Kuch Dair Sochny K Baad: Long Life Khan

Peche Sardar Khara Tha
Wo Bola:
I M Beautiful Red Underwear

Officer:What?Sardar:Mera Naam Hai Sundar Laal Chadda

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya

Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Itni Sardi Me A.C?

Pathan:
.
.
Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,
Garam Hawa Andar Or
Thandi Hawa Bahar Jaye Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)