Shadi kar k Pareshan

Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?


Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,, Thokar khanay se aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views
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