Janu kidar ho
Africa mein:
Aik kale ne kali larki se
andhari raat mein, samandar ke kinare
romantic mood me pocha
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Janu kidar ho nazar ni a rahe ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 936 views
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