Janu kidar ho

Africa mein:

Aik kale ne kali larki se

andhari raat mein, samandar ke kinare

romantic mood me pocha
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Janu kidar ho nazar ni a rahe ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 935 views
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