Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho

Teacher: Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho.

Pappu: Jab 12th Main acche Marks Aane Par Punishment Nilta Hai, To Engineering Collage Main Jaana Padta hai.

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