Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai.

Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai. Monu: Nahi. Sonu: Kagaz ka jaahaz banake class room mein uda de, Madam puche to ladki ka naam lagade, bas ladki phas gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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