Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 922 views

Ek baar ek sardar

Ek baar ek sardar khali kadhai mein chammach chala raha tha.
Dost ne pucha"Kya bana rahe ho ?"
Sardar:Chutiya bana raha hu..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?

Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the

Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor owr Allah ko

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)