Baniye Ka Bhoot
Muftimal Baniye Ke Bete Ko Bhoot Chad Gaya, Baniye Ne Uska Koi Ilaaj Na Karvaya.
Teen Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Ojha Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola,
Bhoot: “Ojha Sahab, Mujhe Bahar Nikalo, Warna Mein To Bhukha Hi Mar Jaunga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 582 views
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