Santa ne apni sagaai tod di

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi
hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 817 views
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