Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi
hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 868 views

House full

Santa Aur Banta Film Dekhne Gaye
Lekin Woh Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa
Gaye.
Q? Kyo K
Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
"HOUSE FULL". :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Leaking tent

Fred had been on a camping trip for a few days.

Did your tent leak?' asked his dad when he returned.

Only when it rained,' said Fred.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Du dost class main late aye

Du dost class main late aye, teacher pehle se: tum late kiun howey?,

pehla larka: mera 5 rupess gumm ho gay thy,

ustad doosry larke se: aur tum?

sir main unn per paon rakh kar khara tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan Naswar

Ek Pathan Maolana Sb Moharam Ma Wa`Az Kar Rahe Thhe
K Medan-E- Karbala Ma
Zalmon Ne Muslmaano Ka PAANI Band Kar Diya Hazreen Par Is Jomlee Ka Koi Assar Na Parra Pher Maolana Sb Bole Khana B Band Kar Diya
Pher B Koi Awaz Na Aai
To Moalana Sb Ne Cheinkh Kar Kaha Or To Or Zalmon Ne “NASWAR B BAND KAR DIYA”
To Saare Ka Saara Majma Cheikh Uthha
Ha Ey
Haa Eyyy
Haaa Eyyyyy
Haaaaaeeyyyyyyy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)