Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor.. :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1225 views

Yaar Kahi To Beth Ke

Ek Baar Ek Couple Park Mein Beithe Hote Hai.

Police Wala: “Park Mein Aise Beithe Ho, Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?”

Aadmi: “Hum Dono Married Hai”

Police Wala: “Toh Ghar Mein Ja Ker Betho Na”

Aadmi: “Tab Isske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Darling mare kaan main kuch garam sa

Boy friend to his Girl friend:
"darling mere kaan main kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa, kuch namkin sa
kuch mitha sa kaho na"
Girl friend sharmate hue: " HALWA PORI"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Radio Or Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hai

Teacher: Radio Or Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hai?

Pathan (Bohat Soch K):
Dekho Madam,
Akhbar Mein Hum Rotiyan La Sakta Hai,
Magar Radio Mein Nahi…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
Used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)