An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2973 views

Hoshyaar bander

Aik dafa aik topian bechne wala darakht ke neche so raha tha ke wahan pr bandron us ki sari topian le kr dal len jab wo utha to daikh preshan ho gya
phr use yaad aya ke us ke dada kehte the bander nakal utarte hain
yeh soch ker us ne apni topi phainkdi
jo topi us ne phainki thi wo aik bander ne utha li or kaha hamare dada ne bhi hamain bataya tha

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Valentine Day's

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Teacher

Teacher : who is the
father of ibn-e-sena ? After thinking
Pathan student replied : JOHN SENA.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Ek Admi K Pass 3 Anday

Teacher: Ek Admi K Pass 3 Anday Thy..
Us Ny 2 Anday Kha Liye
1 Anda Q Nahi Khaya??


Pathan: Sir Ek Me Se
"Chooza" Nikal Aya Hoga.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tourist & Sardar

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him:

Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)