Judge:-pichi baar bhi tum 500 rupyee churaane ke ilzaam main pakde gaye the.

Chor:-huzur,500 rupyee s kitne din kaam chalaya ja sakta hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views

Tell me major

Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d
hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?
Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao

Wife:Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai

Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 machachar bike par ja rahe the

2 machachar bike par ja rahe the tabhi hathi ne lift mangi
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to ek machchar khada ho kar bola dekh le phir teri maa bolengi ke lafango ke sath ghum raha hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BIRDMAN

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Aesa hota to

teacher;Agar sache dil se Rab' se dua ki jae to woh zaror pori hoti hai...!
Studendt'Rehne de Miss.....Agar aesa hota to aap meri Bewi hotien....!

by Waheed Goraya (few years ago!)