Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di:

“BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”

Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?

Pathan: Sir mene khabar ko asan alfaz mein likha hai.

Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?

Pathan: “MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA”!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 850 views

So, you are distantly related

So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi Shahab Ka Tota

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota (Parrot)
Daily 1 Shakhs Ko Ye Kehta Tha K : “O Beghairat”

Us Shakhs Ne Molvi Se Shikayat Ki Molvi Ne Totey Ko Danta

Agley Din Jab Wo Shaks
Qarib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola Thora Aagey Ja K Us Ne Peeche Mur K Dekha
To Tota Hanste Huwe Bola:
“Samaj To Tu Gaya Hoga”…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Humara kia jae ga

Noker:sahab g uth jao zalzala ho raha hai.


Sardar:so jao bewakuf hum karyadar hai nuqsan malik ka hona hai humara kia.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

women

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)