Tere Hothonki Muskurahat Na Jaye,

Teri Palkon Me Kabhi Aansu Na Aye,

Teri Raahon Me Pade Ho Kante Jo Kabhi,

Tere Chapal Chura Lu Aru Tu Khule Panv Jaye…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 761 views

Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Memon Ki Bv Bimar Thi

Memon Ki Bv Bimar Thi
Light Na Hone Ki Waja Se
Usne Candle Jala Di Or Bola:
Doc Ko Lene Jarha Hun
Agar Tumhe Lage K Tum Nahi Bachogi To Plz
Candle Bujha Dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Japan ke Prime Minister

Japan ke Prime Minister: Tum hum ko 3 saal ke liye Bihar de do, hum usko Japan bana denge.

Laloo: Tum humko 3 months ke liye Japan de do, hum usko Bihar bana denge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hathi and choha

aik dafa aik hathi aik naddi ma naha rha tha,
k achanak kinary par choha aya aur hathi ko baher any ka ishara kia..
Hathi baher aya tau chohay ne kaha: "Bas theek hai ab tum wapis jao"
Hathi ne pocha: "ye kia baat huwi, mujhe bhulaya q tha?"

Choha bola: "ma sirf ye dekh rha tha k kahein tum mera neiker phen kar tau nhi naha rhy."

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.

Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)