Tere Hothonki Muskurahat Na Jaye,

Teri Palkon Me Kabhi Aansu Na Aye,

Teri Raahon Me Pade Ho Kante Jo Kabhi,

Tere Chapal Chura Lu Aru Tu Khule Panv Jaye…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 662 views

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?

pathan:
Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy.
Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahy Thy 0r Ek Taraf Barat,
Hum Kisay Maarta?

Police:
2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.

pathan:
Hum Ne yehi Kiya Tha,
Ek Aadmi Ko Mara Aur Doosra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga,
Hum ne Truck Us K Peechay Laga Dia..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?

Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi.

Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya
To Jallad Ne Us Se Pucha: “Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?”
Santa Gabrate Hue: “Mujhe

Darr Lag Raha Hai, Please Mera Hath Pakad Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost tere girl friend

Dost tere girl friend ka phone aya tha
Keh reahe the koi pathar se na mare meray dewane ko
Bomb ka zamana hay ura do sale ko

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

K.G Boy & Girl, My Dear Brothers & Sisters

In a School function:
K.G boy closed his EARS with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,

Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,

He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whom i luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid’ My dear,brothers & sisters..” ;)

by Raju (few years ago!)

Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara

Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara
Dad- Why ?
Boy- Sir Ne Puchha 2*3=? , Maine Kaha 6, Phir Puchha 3*2=?
Dad- Saale Dono Answer Same Hota Hai.
Boy- Maine Sir Ko Bilkul Aise Hi Kaha Tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)