saradr and girl friend
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 950 views
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Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.
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Sam:
MS Excel
John:
MS Word
Matt:
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Sardar After Thinking a lot:
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