Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen me fit krna.

2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib me muntkil krna.

Jo pehlay me kamyab hota hai, usay Teacher kehtay hen. Jo doosray mai kamyab hota hai, usay Buisness man kehtay hen. Aur jo dono me kamyab ho usay. BIWI kehtay hen...

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 768 views

nekah fees

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they. “Naik logon ko marney key baad sattar (70) hoorein milein gi”, molvi sahab bata rahey they, “or un mein naik biwian bhee shamil hon gi”

Bhai sahab sun ker itna naraz huey key uth ker masjid sey nikal gyey, “to phir marney ka kia faida…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phansi se pehle

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:
Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
K Phansi De Do-:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shayri

Girl: muzpe shayari karo na..
shayar: ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
Ho ja takli aur kar de savera

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The school teacher was taking

Basic Maths

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?

Six replied Johnny

That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?

Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)