Kaash Facebook pe ek option
Kaash Facebook pe ek
option”Add
as Girl friend”
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Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon
ki kami hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 847 views
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