Entertain ment tax

A Judge charged Rs.10800 fine to a MAN for rape case.
MAN asked:
‘WHY 10800'?
Judge replied:
10000 for rape &
8% Entertainment Tax
By Zardaari..

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 927 views
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