Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1065 views

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.

HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!

SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.

HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.

SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?

HusBand, maar de doo no ko main hold krta hun.

After killinG

SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun

HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja

SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..

HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biologist experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Uff yeh larkian

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua

Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua..

Bivi: Molvi Ko Bula Lao Bachay K Kaan Me Azan Deni Hai.

Pathan Ny Socha K Molvi Azan Dega To
Usay 100, 200 Rupay Bhi Dena Parengy.

Us Ny Bivi Se Kaha:
Azan Hum Khud Dega.

Bivi: Theek Hai Aap Hi De Do.

Pathan Ny Bachay K Kaan Me Kaha:
"Kukdooon Kooon" :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Man Lost His Life

A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same.

The police man asked the person who was there earlier, "How does your wife look like??"

That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful & attractive body with blonde hairs"

Police man noted down those details and asked the other person, "What does your wife look like?"

He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and find his wife!!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)