Zindgi mein 1 baat yaad rakhen
Zindgi mein 1 baat yaad rakhen Ansu PONCHNE wale bahot milenge . . Lakin . . . . Naak PONCHNE
wala koi nahi milega SO hamesha ROOMAL sath rkhen..-._.-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 773 views
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