Grlfrnd - mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho

Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!

Girlfrnd - zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar deti hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views

Sachin ki century

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki
century nehi bananey dey gey.
Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo
tu gazab ki form main hai?
Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey
gey...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dunya Gol Hai !

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

An Organization That Makes Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.

The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aaj Insaniyat Se Vishwas Uth Gaya

Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghusa
Jaise Hi Tijori Todne Laga Uspe Likha Tha

Todne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai, Button Dabao Apne Aap Khul Jayegi.

Chor Ne Jaise Hi Button Dabaya, Zor Se Alarm Baja Aur 2 Minute Mein Security Guards Ne Use Pakad Liya

Police Aayi, Inspector Ne Chor Se Puchha

Inspector: “Apni Safayi Mein Kuch Kahna Chahoge?”
Chor Rote Hue: “Sirf Itna Hi Ki, Maa Kasam Aaj Insaniyat Se Vishwas Uth Gaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)