Teacher: Why were you late?
Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too?!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1020 views

Pathan

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

God Created Millions

God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..

But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.

Then He Started

Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Would You Like to Dance?

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

on great public deman

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!

.œThe RETURN of phoolan devi.,

Directed by Condi Rice,

Scripted in London &

Produced by GHQ.

Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),

Character Actor:Musharraf

Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.

Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,

Dancer: Sherry,

Music: MQM

&

Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)