1 ladka ne 1 ladki ko kamal ka phool diya to ladki ne jordar tamacha mari.

Ladka: kyun mari main to BJP ka parchar kar raha tha.
Ladki: aur main CONGRESS ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1200 views

CHRIS GAYLE

Sardar ki Biwi ka rang kala tha

Biwi ne Red Colour ki sarhi pehni or Sardar se pucha

Me kesi lag rhi hn

Sardar muskuraty huwy bikul CHRIS GAYLE

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Grocery Shopping

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What do you want

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dimagh ka test

Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao
Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”.
Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
:-O

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

We should listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road. As they
pass each other the woman leans out the window
and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and
replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man
rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the
middle of the road.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)