1 ladka ne 1 ladki ko kamal ka
1 ladka ne 1 ladki ko kamal ka phool diya to ladki ne jordar tamacha mari.
Ladka: kyun mari main to BJP ka parchar kar raha tha.
Ladki: aur main CONGRESS ka.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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