Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 572 views

Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

ek kanjoos ladki shopkeeper se

ek kanjoos ladki shopkeeper se boli- aisa saboon do jo kam ghise aur nahane k bad chehre par laali la de..... shopkeeper naukar se bola memshab ko 1 eet ka tukda laa do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student: Sir my father said

Student: Sir my father said that he will give you a gift of hen.

(Teacher was so happy to hear that) (After 1 week , he asked the student)

Teacher: where is your father”s gift of a hen.
Student: sir hen is quite right now

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

500-year-old Statue

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Zookeeper and three boys

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near
the lions' cage and asks them their names and
what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)