Funny
FATHER: How Are Y
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 976 views
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