Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the, to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu, so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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