Papa to Santa
Papa to Santa: Teri class vich sab to mehanti bacha kon hai?
Santa: Mein han ji.
Papa: Oh kaise ?
Santa: Ji baki sab bache araam naal chairs te baithe rehnde ne te mein bench te khada rehnda haan ji.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1058 views
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